I love my meme machine

I have a meme machine. I love it. I just press a button and a meme comes out the other end! it resembles a fax machine, but the dial pad is decorative. You would never know it was a meme machine! It prints the memes on glossy paper on the other end.I left my meme machine on the floor: 

I just leave it in the middle of the floor, because Im just like that. You cant see the assorted energy drink containers because my boyfriend made me clean those up.
Wanna try out my meme machine? It's super easy to use, you just slap the button, you can even head butt it. The power of artificial intelligence in such a small package... Today's technology is amazing! Who needs the internet when you got your own meme machine for your mindless entertainment.

Random memes

 

things are how they are, as they are.

If only my friend would take this advice

4chan /soc/ seems to be zoomer ville

It seems like most people who messages me from /soc/ is usually a Zoomer.  There was only a handful of people who were around my age. Kind of hard on the head at times, since I dont share much in common with them being twice their age(a lot of them are in their early 20s) There was a few cool people that messaged me from that site. So it's not all bad I guess.

I dont mind giving people a chance because I pride myself in being open minded. It's strange how such an old website that has been around since 2004 doesnt have very many people visiting that are my age. Maybe most people my age have better things to do than posting ads on /soc/? 

A lot of the people messaging me from the site dont seem like they're reading my whole post, it's like they're skimming for what they want. It's like a lot of people have ADD reading the site. Or maybe everyones like that. i find myself skimming too. Though at least when I respond to a post if I ever do I make sure to read the whole thing even though I have trouble with my attention span.

Run time DNS error,
regroups ignore,
if you need assistance,
please hang up and dial 411,
this is a recording.

Richard Stallman and his gentoo plushy

 He cries himself to sleep every night with the plushy. The plushy is stained with neckbeard tears. Cheer up, Richard! Everything will be alright! You dont need to cry.

He probably has one like the one pictured below. Linus Torvolds probably sent him one from his collection.

random gentoo plush

Linus Torvolds collection of gentoo plushies